Asshole Drivers

Dear Assholes,

 

            If there’s multiple signs that say “right lane closed ahead”, “merge left”, or something of the like, why the hell would you keep driving in the right lane? Yes, I understand you’re a self-centered, conceited, jerk who just wants to get to your own destination as fast as possible. But let’s think this out; if you just ride the closed lane as long as possible then just cut in, you’re only slowing everyone down! On top of that, if you think you’re entitled to cut in at the last minute, think again. If you have your blinker on, I’ll probably let you in. If you are driving like a jerk, no way in hell am I letting you in. Sucks for you.

 

Sincerely,

The Nice Driver

 

 

♥ Diary of a Teen

Angry Rant- Periods

            Fuck periods. It just seems like they try to sabotage your life. Go on vacation, period. Big social event, period. I mean come on! Honestly, do I really need to be punished for not being pregnant? Like hello, virgin over here.

            It’s just like congratualations, you’re not pregnant! Just for being awesome we’re gonna ruin your plans, no swimming, no white pants; oh, and enjoy those bumpy car rides. Yep, I swear every time I’m on my period I’m stuck in a damn long-ass car ride on a road that’s bumpy as hell. Can you say uncomfortable?

            Aside from the sudden urge to find the closest bathroom, bipolar mood swings, and obnoxious bloating, it’s a fucking joke that we have to act completely normal or people get pissed at us. Yeah, I’m moody. No, I’m not trying to cop an attitude. So please, back off for like 4 or 5 days, and come back to me when I’m normal. K thanks.

 

 

♥ Diary of a Teen

 

Angry Rant- They're Replacing my Locker!

            Is it bad that I’m getting genuinely upset about the fact that they’re replacing my locker? I’m actually really angry, sad, annoyed, and generally overwhelmed by this. This has been my locker since the first day of freshman year; now 3/4 of the way through my senior year they decide to tear it down?

            Since my freshman year, they’ve been gradually replacing all the lockers at my school each summer. Being one of the last sets of lockers left, my locker was next to go. But when they didn’t replace it this past summer, I figured it would stay at least until I graduated. But no. I walk into school today and there’s a note on my locker saying “clean out your locker by Friday, it will be replaced over April Break”. I mean come on! You cannot just do it like this. Did they really just give me two days notice that they’re ripping apart the little piece of that school that was all mine?

            My first reaction was sadness. I love my locker. All the new lockers are top/bottom lockers. But my old one is 3/4 of the way up, then it has a cubby on top. It’s a great size and shape for all of my stuff. Of course then I felt angry. I was just given two days to clean out and get rid of the thing that was all mine. With all these emotions I kind of went around throwing mini temper tantrums all day. But could you blame me?

            I mean now I have to worry about having someone above or below me, learning a new combination, and dealing with the hideous burgundy color that they new lockers will be. Ugh, like did they really have to do this now? Couldn’t they have just waited until the summer?

♥ Diary of a Teen

Angry Rant- Your Plans are NOT the Most Important

            The world does not revolve around you and your plans. Just because you planned something doesn’t mean that it’s going to work for everyone, so you better be quick to accept that. Last Tuesday I was suppose to go on a field trip. Come Monday the forecast wasn’t looking good so the trip had to be postponed. A few days later we found out it was rescheduled for this Wednesday. The original trip went only during the school day, so we didn’t have to worry about it interfering with our outside lives. The first problem with the rescheduled trip is that it doesn’t. The rescheduled trip goes from 1-7 pm.

            Well 99% of the people going on the trip have to be back for an event at school that starts at 7. This event was scheduled way before the first field trip was rescheduled. But the teacher of the first field trip things that her event is the most important thing ever and that we can just be late to the other event. Umm, hello, she scheduled her event on top of the other one! You can’t schedule something on top of a pre-planned event then tell us to just be late to something we’ve already committed to. That’s just rude!

            On top of that she’s now angry at as for “setting a bad example” for other schools because we want to leave the field trip early to get back to school in time. Don’t you think arriving late to the event at school is rude? Don’t you think that blaming us for making plans is rude? We paid to be a part of the event at school; therefore we have no reason to be forced into staying on an optional field trip instead.

            She needs to suck it up and accept the fact that life isn’t perfect, she didn’t plan perfectly, and we are mature enough to choose which event we would prefer to attend. She’s lucky we’re trying to make both work to start with instead of backing out of the field trip completely.

♥ Diary of a Teen