Wednesday, December 18, 2013

Asshole Drivers


Dear Assholes,
 
            If there’s multiple signs that say “right lane closed ahead”, “merge left”, or something of the like, why the hell would you keep driving in the right lane? Yes, I understand you’re a self-centered, conceited, jerk who just wants to get to your own destination as fast as possible. But let’s think this out; if you just ride the closed lane as long as possible then just cut in, you’re only slowing everyone down! On top of that, if you think you’re entitled to cut in at the last minute, think again. If you have your blinker on, I’ll probably let you in. If you are driving like a jerk, no way in hell am I letting you in. Sucks for you.
 
Sincerely,
The Nice Driver
 
 

Diary of a Teen

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