15 Ways Mean Girls Prepared me for High School and College

Because today is the 10th anniversary of the very best movie ever, Mean Girls, I present to you the 15 ways that Mean Girls has prepared me for high school and college. Sometimes it's hard to conquer those crazy teenage years, but this one movie gives so much insight into the actual events that girls go through. So go forth, read into the comedy that is the highlight of my cinematic life.


1. The “freshman 15” makes me feel like Regina George



2. Racial stereotypes are still overwhelmingly present in today’s society



3. Pink is, by far, the best color ever!



4. Practice safe sex



5. Teenage girls are vicious




6. Always have fabulous hair



7. Life is full of sexual innuendos



8.  Diets are dumb


9. Some people take religion way too seriously



10. Your friends may turn to drugs- you don't have to



11. You will have haters



12. It's okay to be emotional



13. Girl Code is very important



14. Revelations will forever change your outlook on life




15. Fetch is NEVER going to happen!

One School, Two Ships

            As a follow up to yesterdays post, UCONN FUCKING WON! AGAIN! The women’s basketball team won the NCAA National Championship with a 40-0 season. This also ended UCONN’s 24 hour championship drought.

            History repeated itself, as both the men’s and women’s teams won the national titles. The same occurred in the 2003-2004 season. UCONN is the only school that has ever won both championships in one season, and we’ve done it twice! Along with that, UCONN is 13-0 in national championship games; the women have won 9 (#caNINEs), and the men have won 4.

            In conclusion, UCONN FUCKING ROCKS! If you need further proof, please read this- http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjkiebus/reasons-uconn-is-by-far-the-most-dominant-school-in-colle

 

♥ Diary of a Teen

2014 NCAA Men's Basketball National Champs

            UCONN FUCKING WON! Unless you’re from Connecticut, y’all don’t understand the excitement here. If you are from Connecticut, you’re from #UCONNcountry. You #BleedBlue from day one. You were born a husky. You grew up going to UCONN games. You most definitely always had a UCONN shirt in your closet. And you’ve more than likely thought that UCONN was the best fucking school ever. Even if you’re not technically a husky by education, you’re a husky by heart.

            Now our men’s basketball team is much more underrated than our women’s team. But this year they were hungry- #HungryHuskies, that is. Out to prove that they’re not just a Cinderella story, they were the first number seven seed to ever win the national championship. This is the second men’s championship we have won in four years, fourth ever. And do you want to know why the entire UCONN campus started a riot? Because UCONN FUCKING ROCKS!

 

♥ Diary of a Teen