There’s
just some things my mom forgets about being a teenager. Yes, it has been a
while since she was at my point in life. But sometimes it just astounds me how
much she forgets what I’m going through. Though I’ll always be her little girl,
I’m no longer a little girl. I’m growing, maturing, and developing my own sense
of self. So with that, I present to you the list of things my mom forgets about
teenagers-
1. I get my
period! My uterus is shedding, I’m bleeding, I’m uncomfortable, I’m in pain,
I’m bitchy, I’m irritable, and I don’t want to deal with this shit.
2. I’ve kissed
a boy. Yes, I’ve kissed more boys than I’ve had boyfriends. It is, in fact,
possible to kiss someone that you’re not dating.
3. My car is my
freedom. I know I drive fast, but you need to have the confidence that I drive
safe.
4. I listen to
music that you don’t like.
5. I’ve had
alcohol. To ease your mind- no, I don’t get drunk. But yes, alcohol has been
consumed.
6. I swear, a
lot. I just have enough common sense to sensor myself around you.
7. I don’t like
to tell you everything. I’m not trying to hide things from you, but I don’t
really want to share everything with
you.
8. I want cute
bras and underwear. Do you really need to ask the question “well who’s gonna
see them anyways”? Seriously?! I’m going to see them! I want to feel cute! And
yes, I want to be prepared in the rare chance that someone else will see them.
I don’t want to be prancing around in Tinker Bell briefs from the juniors
section at Wal-Mart.
9. I am growing
and developing. This includes physically, mentally, emotionally, and sexually.
10. Sometimes I
need to mess up. I know you just love giving that oh so “perfect” advice, but sometimes
I need to make my own mistakes to really learn and grow. Please don’t try to instruct me all the time.
♥ Diary of a Teen