My Family is so Embarrassing

My family is the most embarrassing thing to go out in public with. Honestly, I can’t stand it sometimes. We can’t go out to eat and just have a normal dinner. Nooo, someone has to make some stupid comment, do something absolutely ridiculous, or bring negative attention to us in whatever way they can think of. I can’t stand it! Can we please just be mature and not look stupid? Sometimes I’d rather sit at home alone than go out with certain people in my family.

♥ Diary of a Teen

How to Piss Me Off

There’s a lot of things that irritate me, anger me, and just downright piss me off. Once you start pissing me off, it just gets easier and easier to irritate me. If you’re a guy, here are six easy steps to piss me the hell off- 1. Make me second to a fucking Xbox. 2. Go out without me and ask why I didn’t come. Hello, I wasn’t invited! It was not “implied”. 3. Call me babe thinking it will fix everything 4. Calling me another girl’s name. 5. Trying to make me your go-fer. It’s not my job to go pick things up for you. 6. Ignore me all day then ask for naked pictures.

Yes, this has all happened; and within a matter of like 2 hours. Needless to say he had a lot of redeeming to do. But bottom line, don’t piss me off; once you do you’re just digging yourself deeper and deeper into that hole.

♥ Diary of a Teen

True Life: I'm an Inner Whore

This is kind of a joke between me and a friend, and somehow there’s an inside joke within my friend group that I’m some sort of major whore. Let’s just clarify this right now- I am in no way a whore. I didn’t have my first kiss until I was 17. The only two guys I’ve ever kissed are two of my best friends. On the bases scale, the farthest I’ve gotten is to second. So yeah, I’m not actually a whore.

But god sometimes I really just wish I could go out and be a major whore for just one night, then return to my normal life like nothing ever happened. I wanna dress like a whore, act like a whore, and just let my inner whore out. Cause really, if I wanted to go out and be a whore all the time I could, but I don’t want to be known as one. I just want one night to let it all out and see what it’s like.

♥ Diary of a Teen

Sexting

So basically, we’re teenagers; we’re quickly developing sexual beings. Hormones going crazy, so obviously us teens just go crazy. And when you can’t be all over someone, the next best thing is porn or sexting. (Okay so “legally” you can’t watch porn until you’re 18, but we all do it so, oh well. It happens)

I don’t know about your life, but in my life there’s two kinds of sexting-- picture sexting and talking sexting. Personally, I hate picture sexting, I love talking sexting. As much as I’m comfortable with my body, I don’t feel comfortable flaunting it sexually. I have small boobs, bony sides, and a decent sized ass. And to my knowledge, two out of three of those are not sexually attractive qualities. And on top of that- guys, you’re dick is not attractive! Unless I’m already horny, it’s not gonna turn me on. Chiseled abs and a smile are so much more attractive, but that’s not “sexting”.

But talking sexting is like sharing my sexual fantasies. Trust me, it turns me on so much more. But it also lets me feel like I do have the perfectly sexy body. Cause I can say the right things, and act like I know exactly what I’m doing. It’s kind of the best of everything, role playing, sexting, and me feeling more confident.

Now is this just me, or is it a girl thing, or do other people actually feel this way? I mean guys push so much for naked pictures, and it’s not what I want to show you. I’d rather talk about how sexy I can be instead of try and impress you with my tiny boobs and bony sides. You’ll get so much more out of me if you don’t push me for pictures.

♥ Diary of a Teen